*sniffs* sure….take it away Mr. Krabs…. 😥😔😪😓😭😫
Narrator: We are all gathered here to paint our last art piece in ze remembrance of Tammy’s coconut tree…which died after viewing its painted version of itself-,
Me: Please….let’s not go any further into the cause of my beloved fruit tree of five death…please!
Narrator: Well I’m getting painted for this ain’t I? 😏
Me: You mean pay? 😐
Narrator: You know what I mean…
Me: Yes. *sniff* now please…carry on…
Narrator: Sure…Tammy’s tree was 14 years old of leaves and enjoyed her time swaying in the Caribbean breeze🍃☀,just above her owner’s house on de hillside. She was healthy, tanned and carried her kids lightly. She was happy, strong and loved standing one place for photos✨📷….until one day her owner decided to create an art piece for her 15th bday. Chaotic. Mistake. Ever.
Me: If you mention one more w-,
Narrator: Allow me to reveal the painting that mortified Tammy’s. Coconut. Tree.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! 😵
Tammy cried as the five babies rolled out her hand and escaped down the hill. 😂
Narrator: May she sway in peace🎑…..what a failed art piece! 😦
Haha! Thanks for stopping by as always guys 😀 Much love and blessings to you! xxoo. 😂😘
P.S- My coconut tree is still alive tho…and no the babies haven’t escaped yet! Or should I say picked yet? 😉 😀 LONG LIVE SALLY!!! 💚🌴💚 (that’s her name btw😂)
PALLETS, PAINTS AND PAINTBRUSHES! MEET YOUR USER FOR TONIGHT…TAMMY GEORGE!
Brush 1:- Oh my toneness! Is that her?
Brush 2:- I don’t wanna believe it but I have to anyway!
Brush 3:- What is that?
Brush 1:– I don’t want her using me at all!
Brush 2:- She doesn’t look too mad, I meant bad you know.
Brush 3:- I repeat what is that?
Brush 2:- Let’s give her a chance what’d you say guys?
Brush 1:- NO. WAY.
Brush 2:- Yayyy! Let’s get right to her hands shall we! WOOHOO!
Brush 1:- NO! I said NO! Are you insan-,
Brush 1 brushes his fussing partners straight into the open palms of Tammy as she incepts using them rather unkempt!
Brush 3:- Erm…what is that?
Me:– Oh it’s art…you know. I call it C.C.C. (Color Code Confusion)
Brush 1: SHE’S REFERRING TO US! CAN’T U SEE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I LOOK A TOTAL MESS!
Brush 2: I love my new hair color! Thanks Tams 🙂 you rock!
Brush 1:……….think I’m retiring from tonight…oh and Tams…YOUR ART IS EXPIRED!
It sure is 😀 Until then stay sweet and God bless! Much love and hugs xx…
No artist is perfect…well I know am not a perfect one. I don’t always paint a perfect piece. Nope…not always. But I do enjoy making artistic fails! It just encourages me to create better and more astounding art through one of my many GOD given talents. 🙂
Sooooooo….sit back, relax and let THE ART FAILS BEGINNNNNNNNNN!
You better be!
Meet your judges…
Hi Tammy what are you going to be doing for us today?
Me:- Live painting.
Mel B: Sounds interesting. Let’s see aye!
Me: Oh yeah…sure…but first let me show you the actual art piece am going to be doing for you all tonight.
Simon watches on expressionlessly.
Me: You guys are gonna love this!
The sheet falls to the ground….Me: TADA!
Mel B: Uhhhh…
Simon: What is that?
Me: Art. Oh and it’s alias…Beauty amidst the Storm.
Simon: There’s no way I see beauty in that.
Buzzers goes off…
Mel B: Sorry darling but your art failed. NEXT!
Don’t worry it’s a laughing emoji GIF! LOL!
Thanks for stopping by until then! Byes! God bless! xxoo! Much love ❤
If you were entertained…drop em comments below! Okay am off to go sleep now bye!