โŒ๐ŸŽจ#ARTFAIL #3โŒ๐ŸŽจ

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*sniffs* sure….take it away Mr. Krabs…. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜“๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ซ

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๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽป๐ŸŽถ

Narrator: We are all gathered here to paint our last art piece in ze remembrance of Tammy’s coconut tree…which died after viewing its painted version of itself-,

Me: Please….let’s not go any further into the cause of my beloved fruit tree of five death…please!
Narrator: Well I’m getting painted for this ain’t I? ๐Ÿ˜
Me: You mean pay? ๐Ÿ˜
Narrator: You know what I mean…
Me: Yes. *sniff* now please…carry on…
Narrator: Sure…Tammy’s tree was 14 years old of leaves and enjoyed her time swaying in the Caribbean breeze๐Ÿƒโ˜€,just above her owner’s house on de hillside. She was healthy, tanned and carried her kids lightly. She was happy, strong and loved standing one place for photosโœจ๐Ÿ“ท….until one day her owner decided to create an art piece for her 15th bday. Chaotic. Mistake. Ever.
Me: If you mention one more w-,
Narrator: Allow me to reveal the painting that mortified Tammy’s. Coconut. Tree.
Me:
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ๐Ÿ˜ต

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ย Tammy cried as the five babies rolled out her hand and escaped down the hill. ๐Ÿ˜‚

Narrator: May she sway in peace๐ŸŽ‘…..what a failed art piece! ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

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Haha! Thanks for stopping by as always guys ๐Ÿ˜€ Much love and blessings to you! xxoo. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜
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P.S- My coconut tree is still alive tho…and no the babies haven’t escaped yet! Or should I say picked yet? ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜€ LONG LIVE SALLY!!! ๐Ÿ’š๐ŸŒด๐Ÿ’š (that’s her name btw๐Ÿ˜‚)ย 

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#ArtFail #2

PALLETS, PAINTSย AND PAINTBRUSHES! MEET YOUR USER FOR TONIGHT…TAMMY GEORGE!ย 

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Brush 1:- Oh my toneness! Is that her? :/
Brush 2:- I don’t wanna believe it but I have to anyway!
Brush 3:- What is that?
Brush 1:– I don’t want her using me at all!
Brush 2:- She doesn’t look too mad, I meant bad you know.
Brush 3:- I repeat what is that?
Brush 2:- Let’s give her a chance what’d you say guys?
Brush 1:- NO. WAY.
Brush 2:- Yayyy! Let’s get right to her hands shall we! WOOHOO!
Brush 1:- NO! I said NO! Are you insan-,

Brush 1 brushes his fussing partnersย straight into the open palms of Tammy as she incepts using them rather unkempt!ย ย 

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Brush 3:- Erm…what is that?
Me:– Oh it’s art…you know. I call it C.C.C. (Color Code Confusion)
Brush 1: SHE’S REFERRING TO US! CAN’T U SEE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I LOOK A TOTAL MESS!
Brush 2: I love my new hair color! Thanks Tams ๐Ÿ™‚ you rock!
Brush 1:……….think I’m retiring from tonight…oh and Tams…YOUR ART IS EXPIRED!ย 

 

 

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It sure is ๐Ÿ˜€ Until then stay sweet and God bless! Much love and hugs xx…

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Introducing Art Fails! #ArtFail1

No artist is perfect…well I know am not a perfect one. I don’t always paint a perfect piece. Nope…not always. But I do enjoy making artistic fails! It just encourages me to create better and more astounding art through one of my many GOD given talents. ๐Ÿ™‚

Sooooooo….sit back, relax and let THE ART FAILS BEGINNNNNNNNNN!ย 

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You better be!

Meet your judges…

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Hi Tammy what are you going to be doing for us today?
Me:- Live painting.
Mel B: Sounds interesting. Let’s see aye!
Me: Oh yeah…sure…but first let me show you the actual art piece am going to be doing for you all tonight.
Heidi: Okay.
Simon watches on expressionlessly.ย 

Me: You guys are gonna love this!
The sheet falls to the ground….Me: TADA!ย 

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Crowd gasps!ย 

Mel B: Uhhhh…

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Simon: What is that?
Me: Art. Oh and it’s alias…Beauty amidst the Storm.

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Me: …..
Simon: There’s no way I see beauty in that.
Me: But-,
Buzzers goes off…

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Mel B: Sorry darling but your art failed. NEXT!ย 

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Thanks for stopping by until then! Byes! God bless! xxoo! Much love โค
If you were entertained…drop em comments below! Okay am off to go sleep now bye!ย 

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